- non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
- english as first language: lol it okei
When someone wants to bake the cookie dough instead of eating it
- me at school: I'll try harder next year
- me following year: I'll try harder next year
- on a math test: 2+2
- me: use calculator just in case