megalicious.

brightstars-darksky:

not to mention an entire season of teasing the Dair fanbase to get people to actually watch your stupid ass show and actually care about what’s happening only to screw us all over in the end.

I mean to think of all the things I could’ve been doing instead that would’ve been time better spent:

• Saying the alphabet
• Watching paint dry
• Saying the alphabet backwards
• Finding a needle in a hay stack
• Staring at my pillow
• Breathing
• Well I have to do that anyway
• But still

Just to name a few. Really I really want to thank you for making me wait four years for absolutely nothing. Thank you for teasing us, and making it seem like they’d actually get a shot. That was really sweet.

Oh and even better thanks for having Blair end up with some stupid Prince no one cares for or even better the true prince charming who sold her. How romantic.

And on top of all that, I LOVEEE Charlie and Dan. I mean really thank you for putting these two in scenes together. Sure Dan has feelings for Blair, but yes please more Charlie/Dan scenes. She’s swell. They’re swell. Everything is swell. I mean sure she’s a crazy bitch, but whatevs. Actually my favorite part is how he went to Blair’s engagement party and they didn’t even acknowledge each other’s existence. That was also swell.

And finally, thank you for giving me a reason to not even bother with this show next season.

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO DAN AND BLAIR ARE THE BEST THING ON THIS SHOW AND TO HAPPEN TO THIS SHOW IN A VERY LONG TIME. OUR FANBASE IS HUGE, AND SORRY YOU COULDN’T SEE A GOOD THING WHEN IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.  I HOPE YOU REDEEM YOURSELF IN THE FINALE AND NEXT SEASON AND GIVE US THIS BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. OTHERWISE SEE YAAAAA.